It really does, and it explains the smell too.
Imagine having to walk around with one of those little blue sanitation tablets in your mouth all the time ?
Why, they're Urinealiens, not Australiens, which explains those helmets. Not to mention their fascination with anal probing, unless they're Rectumaliens from Uranus.
Alien : *Gahgk*
Steve Irwin : "Crikey mates, have a look at this here Urinalien!"
Alien : "Gnnhh .. staahp!"
Steve : "Oh it's a big one!"
Alien : ".... hhhnng .. unhand ..me... gnnhh"
Steve : "Notice how weak it is though, they barely have any muscles."
Steve : "No selfrespecting human male would have any trouble whatsoever with one of these!"
Rex : "Wha .. hey!"
Steve : "Yup, they are real weak!
Alien : "... Gnnh ... "
Steve : "They can, however, teleport away."
Steve : "But there is an easy way to stop them from doing that!"
Alien : "..Gahh.."
Steve : "All you have to do, is sneak up on them, and insert a large probe in their anus with a good sneak attack!"
Alien : "...Urrgh..."
Steve : "And I got this one good 'n' proper in the pooper!"
Steve : "Let me just turn it around so you can see it all proper like."
Steve : *shuffle* *shuffle*
Steve : " ... theere we go, is the camera getting this ?"
Steve : "Make sure to zoom in on this bit here. See that ? That's the probe."
Steve : "Oops, looks like it's slipping out, we better put it back in!"
Alien : "... Arrrgh."
Steve : "it's important to keep a good grip, while handling a Urinalian"
Steve : "But once you have it tied up real good, you can place it in your bathroom."
Steve : *scene change & more shuffling around*
Steve : "Just like so.
Steve : "And you have yourself a very nice urinal!"
Alien : "... guuh..."
Steve : "And I can now relive myself whenever I want, which I think is just about time!"
Steve : *ZIIP*
Alien : "Noooooooooo!"
All characters depicted are over 18 (unless in an alternate reality, time traveling, or under the effects of any mind altering drug or freaky phenomenon.)
They're asking for it. Especially after all this anal probing. It's time to turn the tables!
No wonder they are so angry and prope everyone!
They seems to be at the right height, too.
Sheela and Nef: You're right, this explains everything ;D
Imagine having to walk around with one of those little blue sanitation tablets in your mouth all the time ?
Man, that would suck.
They really do look like urinals. :)
I'll show myself out.
pisspeace!"Hmmmmm.....
And then suddenly :
Alien : *Gahgk*
Steve Irwin : "Crikey mates, have a look at this here Urinalien!"
Alien : "Gnnhh .. staahp!"
Steve : "Oh it's a big one!"
Alien : ".... hhhnng .. unhand ..me... gnnhh"
Steve : "Notice how weak it is though, they barely have any muscles."
Steve : "No selfrespecting human male would have any trouble whatsoever with one of these!"
Rex : "Wha .. hey!"
Steve : "Yup, they are real weak!
Alien : "... Gnnh ... "
Steve : "They can, however, teleport away."
Steve : "But there is an easy way to stop them from doing that!"
Alien : "..Gahh.."
Steve : "All you have to do, is sneak up on them, and insert a large probe in their anus with a good sneak attack!"
Alien : "...Urrgh..."
Steve : "And I got this one good 'n' proper in the pooper!"
Steve : "Let me just turn it around so you can see it all proper like."
Steve : *shuffle* *shuffle*
Steve : " ... theere we go, is the camera getting this ?"
Steve : "Make sure to zoom in on this bit here. See that ? That's the probe."
Steve : "Oops, looks like it's slipping out, we better put it back in!"
Alien : "... Arrrgh."
Steve : "it's important to keep a good grip, while handling a Urinalian"
Steve : "But once you have it tied up real good, you can place it in your bathroom."
Steve : *scene change & more shuffling around*
Steve : "Just like so.
Steve : "And you have yourself a very nice urinal!"
Alien : "... guuh..."
Steve : "And I can now relive myself whenever I want, which I think is just about time!"
Steve : *ZIIP*
Alien : "Noooooooooo!"
:D
so, Steve Irving was an Australien? that explains so much! Paul Hogan too!
"That's not a Uridium Thermal Detonator, Mate! THIS is a Uridium Thermal Detonator!"
And I wonder if these lil guys were what he was talking about when he said He'd up another shrimp on the Barbi...
And yeah, he was australien allright, born in Melbourne if memory serves me well.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
Weirdly, I still have fun reading the comment in an australien accent.
All of them, all the time.